Shawn currently has a job in Franklin, TN, maintaining an abhorrent legacy system of PHP, PostgreSQL, and Front-end HTML/CSS/JS - all of which are frequently found mashed into one file. Shawn likes to pretend this experience is a bit like exploring an alien planet, attempting to make sense of the truly bizarre and nonsensical geography, ocassionally discovering relics from past explorers, but mostly stumbling around with only a general sense of direction and minimal tools to progress.
This is not at all accurate. But Shawn likes to pretend it all the same.
Aside from this daily denial of reality, Shawn spends his free time with a variety of hobbies, including:
Shawn is also painfully aware of how strained 3rd person autobiography sounds after a few paragraphs.